I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
