I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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