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she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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