The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I cut my penus on the lid.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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