spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Even my vagina gasped.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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