its not stalking. its research.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
