i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
We don't watch enough power rangers
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
