new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I am available for nakedness
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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