it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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