She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
They took my balls.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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