She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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