ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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