Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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