Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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