Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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