Dual....:-)
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
sex in a hospital.. check
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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