I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
