her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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