It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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