Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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