We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
