i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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