is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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