this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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