gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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