I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Can I color on your dick again?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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