He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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