I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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