You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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