you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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