I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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