Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Randomize
