remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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