I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
