So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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