So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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