how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
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