wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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