we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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