sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
