I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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