I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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