When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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