he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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