yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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