yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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