That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
