Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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