He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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