Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Text me some of your sweat
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