my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
did i walk over a car last night?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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