Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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