Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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