what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
