these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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