Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He called his prostate his "boner button".
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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