i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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